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Monday, July 30, 2007
lower mandai

i have a nagging urge to run down to lower mandai and zip myself into your fieldpack.

yes, i know my camera resolution is da bomb. quit reminding me already.

excuse me :X
5:54 PM

Friday, July 27, 2007
moomoo

to date, Botak owes me the following:

- My bro's Mayflower Sec Sailing Camp Tee
- My Mayday No. 5 Black Tee
- My bro's Teva sandles
- My Virginia Andrew's [Flowers in the Attic] novel
- My bro's Hushpuppies underwear (am skeptical)

am pretty sure there's more, i just can't recall at this moment.

he's totally infatuated with my bro, am sure of that. *shivers*

must return hor! especially my bro's stuff! and please bear in mind that i ain't from MFSS! Don't forget again!

excuse me :X
5:30 PM

Monday, July 23, 2007
uncanny fear

i have an uncanny fear that:

-my K600i's batt is gonna die on me VERY soon because the batt died on me completely after an hour's phone call with Shihui last night. Also thanks to her, am $15 bucks poorer and didn't get to sleep on the train ride home from Boon Lay at 11pm.
-Porkchops is gonna break up with me someday because of my HSD and excessive kinkiness (read: vibrating tonguestud).
-explicit: the skin on my butt cheeks is gonna rot very soon with all the violent scratching from the rashes. Ditto for the legs.
-my legs will resemblances those of a white rhino someday
-Porkchops will want to kill me after my previous post

my wall is congested with photos. i need a bigger fibreboard.

excuse me :X
1:17 PM

Tuesday, July 17, 2007
porkchop's fetish

i seriously think that Porkchops has a secret fetish for my clothes. how then, do you explain this???



Or even this...

Even the spongebob boxers are mine! Okays, at least i was the one who gave it to him, but still...

i didn't know he was so into me! *shy*

Good luck for your test tomorrow!

excuse me :X
4:07 PM

Friday, July 13, 2007
chaos!!!

Botaks is absolutely the best-est!

I can't thank you enough for allowing me to buy that dress! Hahah. am so excited to wear it, can i wear it to Chomps tomorrow night? heheh.

okays i have a case of endorphines-raging right now. am sucha happy lil girl!

You've spoilt me!

excuse me :X
11:55 PM

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Just for the lack of things to say...

Happy 151st day and today's exactly 5 months since we first met! *throws confetti*

i know my wrapping kinda sucks, but i hope you'll like the webcam anyways! now you can go camwhore with your other 534593205 girlfriends! wheeee!

*i just realized that the average webcam of the same quality as mine only costs 1/3 of it now. harrrr? i really got slay-ed for my webcam lah! 100 lei!*

Nevertheless, i still love you.

After whatever i said on friday nite, things which i never meant to tell you... would you still love me like you did... or have i changed your perception of me...?

maybe some things are just not meant to be said... i'm sorry...

excuse me :X
12:20 PM

Friday, July 06, 2007
我又初恋了!

我又初恋了 - 五月天

每一次从爱里离开
就像是心被切一块
切一块
下次再也不敢放胆爱
谁知道主歌才一半
桥段都还没唱出来
就突然
你的出现爆破了悲哀
难道我又我又初恋了
不可能我又我又初恋了
可是真的真的初恋了
这一种feel
我又真的真的初恋了
我爱你你爱我
我们再也找不到藉口
就像是第一次
一起飞著爱情的自由
我爱你你爱我
我们再也不需要藉口
又一次初恋了
就算降讲有一点荒谬
谁在乎喔

music
我吃了铁牛运功散
因为我内伤好犀利
好犀利
你的魔力真的好犀利

this is the most ridiculously-happy song i've heard so far! 不愧是阿信。

But then again, my first love lasted for a grand total of... 2 months?

Er... okays! this is wayyyyy better than first love!

excuse me :X
5:51 PM

Tuesday, July 03, 2007
11 signs u like someone alot!

11 signs u like someone alot!

ELEVEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them. (eh....)

TEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around. (aiyo. *blushing furiously*)

NINE:

You smile when you hear their voice. (heheheheh. *giggles for the next 10 decades*)

EIGHT:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. (because Gorilla/wild boar is too fat)

SIX:

They're all you think about. (Porkkkk chop!)

FIVE:

You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. (smile anymore and my mouth will be spasming)

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them. (ya lor, which includes running down to Tamp after my lazer session at Hougang just to see him for an hour because that idiot fell sick. And the fateful night that i lost a phone. =( )

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. (*smiles*)

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing (actually, i did.)

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. (this is stupid)


Don't question my choice of post(s). i just thought that this was kinda ha-ha-hilarious and cute. There, i do have my girly side at times you know?

STOP CALLING ME BAPOK! Otherwise my male alter ego (say hello to Darrell!) will haunt you till the cows come home.

=mooo!=

excuse me :X
3:50 PM

Sunday, July 01, 2007
Mice pasta!

One sat afternoon, i decided to cook pasta and fudge brownie with vanilla ice...

Porky: eeee. Not MICE (i think he meant NICE) i don't wanna eat already.
MooMoo: but i didn't add mice into my pasta. then u don't wanna eat already. boo hoo!
Porky: then i'll add you in. =D

We caught Transformers last night! Revive the childhood heroes! Can they make a film on Power Rangers next, i wonder? Or do a remake of Lucas' StarWars IV! i wanna see the new Leia Skywalker!

My male alter ego is acting up again.

Happy 144th day too! stop laughing at me already. i really thought it was the 7th today! pbbffft.

excuse me :X
12:45 PM

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