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Monday, July 23, 2007
uncanny fear

i have an uncanny fear that:

-my K600i's batt is gonna die on me VERY soon because the batt died on me completely after an hour's phone call with Shihui last night. Also thanks to her, am $15 bucks poorer and didn't get to sleep on the train ride home from Boon Lay at 11pm.
-Porkchops is gonna break up with me someday because of my HSD and excessive kinkiness (read: vibrating tonguestud).
-explicit: the skin on my butt cheeks is gonna rot very soon with all the violent scratching from the rashes. Ditto for the legs.
-my legs will resemblances those of a white rhino someday
-Porkchops will want to kill me after my previous post

my wall is congested with photos. i need a bigger fibreboard.

excuse me :X
1:17 PM

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