Guess what someone is getting for his birthday this year? bwah!
The insane number of prezzies! But he already knows what's inside the big parcel. Me and my big mouth! That idiot "interrogated" me about the contents when i was drunk last fri. No fair!
1 more surprise to go.
Seriously, i'm totally glad that birthdays come once a year and i only have got 1 Porkchops. It is insanely expensive.
