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Sunday, May 18, 2008
the unglam entry

this afternoon, we woke up with twice the amounts of bite.

i think i broke the record of biting at the most places today.

i bit his butt, face, boobs, arm, hair, eyebrow, armpit!

and we are officially the nil image couple because porkie threatened to fart in my face as i continued to bite his butt, but he failed =D

he lost 8 strands of hair today, plucked by me.

at this rate, porkie will go bald in 3 years time. then again, pigs are supposed to be bald.

we is going roasting in 10 hours time at KM8. roast pork and steak for dinner!

excuse me :X
1:53 AM

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> Darren
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